The Juggler

This guy does not match up to any standards. He has huge hands, but his male genitals are not as big as his hands in reality should reflect. He seems to be utterly honest. No, man is ever utterly honest. He used weird impolite compliments. He replaced the three day rule with a three hour rule. He wanted to see me already the next day and then he cancel it on the same day, not to be heard of yet. Maybe if I wouldn’t have slept with him, we would just go separate ways and I would think of him as a fun, cute guy, but nothing more. Well, the moment I had a look at his hands, I knew it wouldn’t just end in a fair farewell. Maybe, if he hadn’t used his tiger routine, I would think of him as a cute guy, who never got me off and I would not mind him never call again. Now, that was not the case though and I haven’t had a guy treating me rough like that since last summer. He got ME addicted. I am the one who suppose to be addictive. Damn It!!! So today, is three days since I got his cancellation message and I am seriously considering to send him a message about whether or not I should consider myself being an accomplished mission of his… Honestly I have never felt more confused or did I just got gamed??? You can never mess with a romantic retard.

Au natural with a fat ass

Oh, the mystery of men always hitting on you when you look like a mix of a hungover bum and a 24h sleep zombie having not a chemical on your face OR in your hair that could enhance your look one bit.What is wrong with them????
During my grocery shopping today at Jewel-osco, this guy was totally coming on to me. He chose my queue and I offered him to go ahead since i was packed with all my bachelorette groceries. Yes... 10 meal replacement bars, 20 ready to cook meals and the largest box of Tampax ever. He replied that he was more than happy to wait and just enjoy the view. WHAT FUCKING VIEW??????? He meant my wire wool simulated hair or the dark rings underneath my eyes or my fat ass... Coming to think about it, considering he was black, it could totally be my fat ass he was referring to.
Well, at least I got to hear the words "I love you" today, that has been a while. Not that I wished it would come from a random, strange black man on a parking lot. And then it was the third guy who passed me while I was waiting for the bus and called me "sexy". The weird part was that they were all quite handsome.
I might want to look into an experiment, where I should go out for a drink in the evening without any makeup or hair preparation and see how many guys would hit on me.